Introducing Me

Let me tell you a little bit about me.

Hi Everyone, My name is Siobhan. Or come up with a name you think will work. Something exotic and a touch ethnic. Do you like animals? Horse names can include Paloma or Chase. If cows are your thing,  choose Chelsea or Jersey or Hereford. But not Holstein. That's too ethnic.

I am new here to Substack and I just wanted to say Hello!

Insert a photo of a 20 something beautiful woman. Just show her teeth, but make sure there is a labradoodle in the pic.

This is an appropriate dog.

I am working hard on my PhD at insert name of famous a continental European or British university. Oxford, Cambridge, the Sorbonne… you get the drift.

After my first novel on 17th century Byzantine poetry won at the insert the name of an obscure award like the Booker Prize I was accepted to do my Doctorate on

Choose from the following drop down menu:

• Translations of Chaucer to Greek in the 14th century

• Architecture in a post-modern Genghis Khan village of the Siberian forest people

• Revelations in archaic manifestations of the Albanian ice floes

• Reduction and recidivism in manifestations of Homer’s lesser known work, The Guide to Cooking Fowl for Ye Friends and Foe.

Now you know a little bit about me, I would love to get to know you! Please tell me all about yourself and your dreams and aspirations. What makes you happy? What makes you sad? What will get you to click like on this ridiculous post? Even better, what will get you to subscribe to this garbage?

Yours forever from, make sure you insert the name of a town at least in the country of the university you picked above ‘cause there are a few Brits on here and they may be a wee bit suspicious.